Real World Reviews

Believe the Hype

“Beverly (never Bev) is tragically heterosexual and wants a man. Otherwise, she is an exceptional human. Her face turns into an emoji when she has a good time, she loves dogs, and has a wicked yet sometimes mean sense of humor (if you like that kind of thing, you will). She needs you to be independent, self-aware, and gainfully employed. She wants to be texted ‘good morning’ only 1-3 business days per week. What a deal!”

217/10, would recommend

- Her best friend and the real love of her life

Kid Approved

My Auntie Bobo is kind. She buys me lots of things. I give her snuggles in the morning. We play bubbles together. It would be cute if my Bobo had a boyfriend who could also buy me things. She’s good at drinking wine and I’m good at putting on fashion shows.

-Beverly’s Niece, age 6

She Yaps Too Much

-Beverly’s Nephew, Age 9