“Beverly (never Bev) is tragically heterosexual and wants a man. Otherwise, she is an exceptional human. Her face turns into an emoji when she has a good time, she loves dogs, and has a wicked yet sometimes mean sense of humor (if you like that kind of thing, you will). She needs you to be independent, self aware, and gainfully employed. She wants to be texted ‘good morning” only 1-3 business days.’ What a deal!”

217/10, would recommend

- Her best friend and the real love of her life