Am I Going to Regret This?

Dating apps aren’t my jam, so I’m trying something new.

I’m not here for confusion or anything that requires overthinking. I’m looking for something easy, consistent, and fun with someone who’s self-aware and can make me laugh without trying too hard.

I’m big on low effort in the best way—easy plans, natural conversation, and time together that feels like a break, not a task. If it flows, it flows. And if it doesn’t? Let’s be adults and move on without making it weird.

I’m a 37-year-old, tragically heterosexual woman living in Portland, working at a startup and doing my best to keep things interesting.

I lean a little homebody—I’m not trying to be out every night—but I clean up well and genuinely enjoy getting out for the right things. Think concerts, live music, karaoke (enthusiasm > talent), comedy shows, and wandering around new neighborhoods with no real agenda.

I love good food, trying new spots, and mixing in just enough novelty to keep life from feeling too routine. The ideal balance is simple: comfortable, fun, and never forced.

Respectfully, I will not be hiking. I prefer my views paired with a drink and minimal elevation gain.

I’m obsessed with my dog Clive, my niece, and my nephews. You’ll earn bonus points if you can draw a sidewalk chalk masterpiece or make the biggest bubble known to mankind.

Sound like we might vibe? Send me a message and I’ll get back to you if you pass the best friend test.

Ready to Meet the Love of Your Life?

Or maybe just your next best karaoke partner? Now is the time to shoot your shot.