Your Questions, Answered
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Hinge is everything wrong with our capitalist society and literally a year of this website and domain cost less than a 3-month premium subscription. My financial advisors will be proud of me!
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Oh totally! She’s on Ritalin, Lexapro, Lamictal, and a calcium-fortified multi-vitamin since she doesn’t drink milk and surely her bones are brittle.
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Sike! She historically has not dated for a variety of reasons, which make for delightfully serious first date conversation.
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Fair. She’s probably more scared of you, though. Hint: expect her to act a bit like an outdoor cat — you’ll need to coax her into regular contact with you.
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Easy peasy: did you vote for HIM?? If yes, cut your losses now and move right along. Still interested and want to justify your choices? She will accept a 500-word essay on why you voted for him and what you’ve learned since the election.
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No. She’s not. Please don’t invite her on a hike.